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Sld1959

Professional
My wife has fretted over me going up hunting by myself for 6 months. Even though I hunt a lot by myself closer to home, this is the first time over the bridge. She was sure something would occur. I kept telling her I have not been injured in the woods in 30 years.

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the sun was so bright I tripped over a small rotten stump. Yes it's just a tiny cut and scrap, no big deal. BUT to her it's going to practically be an amputation, I could have bled to death all by myself.

Oh, I can hear you thinking, just don't tell her, oh no that won't work. She has been a nurse for 40 years, she will smell a wound when I turn on our street.

Oh well just going to have to listen to it until I come up next year before the nephews. Could be worse, she's just a very loving person who worries.
 

papa

Professional
Founding Member
My wife has fretted over me going up hunting by myself for 6 months. Even though I hunt a lot by myself closer to home, this is the first time over the bridge. She was sure something would occur. I kept telling her I have not been injured in the woods in 30 years.

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the sun was so bright I tripped over a small rotten stump. Yes it's just a tiny cut and scrap, no big deal. BUT to her it's going to practically be an amputation, I could have bled to death all by myself.

Oh, I can hear you thinking, just don't tell her, oh no that won't work. She has been a nurse for 40 years, she will smell a wound when I turn on our street.

Oh well just going to have to listen to it until I come up next year before the nephews. Could be worse, she's just a very loving person who worries.
If you need some help explaining it to the little woman , I am certain there are several here who would be glad to help you out. ๐Ÿคญ
 

Old_Me

Professional
My wife has fretted over me going up hunting by myself for 6 months. Even though I hunt a lot by myself closer to home, this is the first time over the bridge. She was sure something would occur. I kept telling her I have not been injured in the woods in 30 years.

View attachment 22398

the sun was so bright I tripped over a small rotten stump. Yes it's just a tiny cut and scrap, no big deal. BUT to her it's going to practically be an amputation, I could have bled to death all by myself.

Oh, I can hear you thinking, just don't tell her, oh no that won't work. She has been a nurse for 40 years, she will smell a wound when I turn on our street.

Oh well just going to have to listen to it until I come up next year before the nephews. Could be worse, she's just a very loving person who worries.
that can turn into a..........

 

KillerFord1977

Hellcat
Founding Member
My wife has fretted over me going up hunting by myself for 6 months. Even though I hunt a lot by myself closer to home, this is the first time over the bridge. She was sure something would occur. I kept telling her I have not been injured in the woods in 30 years.

View attachment 22398

the sun was so bright I tripped over a small rotten stump. Yes it's just a tiny cut and scrap, no big deal. BUT to her it's going to practically be an amputation, I could have bled to death all by myself.

Oh, I can hear you thinking, just don't tell her, oh no that won't work. She has been a nurse for 40 years, she will smell a wound when I turn on our street.

Oh well just going to have to listen to it until I come up next year before the nephews. Could be worse, she's just a very loving person who worries.
Saw the pic before reading the story, and thought it was going to be you shot yourself ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
 

mikep

Operator
My wife has fretted over me going up hunting by myself for 6 months. Even though I hunt a lot by myself closer to home, this is the first time over the bridge. She was sure something would occur. I kept telling her I have not been injured in the woods in 30 years.

View attachment 22398

the sun was so bright I tripped over a small rotten stump. Yes it's just a tiny cut and scrap, no big deal. BUT to her it's going to practically be an amputation, I could have bled to death all by myself.

Oh, I can hear you thinking, just don't tell her, oh no that won't work. She has been a nurse for 40 years, she will smell a wound when I turn on our street.

Oh well just going to have to listen to it until I come up next year before the nephews. Could be worse, she's just a very loving person who worries.
Just tell you cut yourself shaving. Itโ€™s worth a shot.
 

KillerFord1977

Hellcat
Founding Member
My wife has fretted over me going up hunting by myself for 6 months. Even though I hunt a lot by myself closer to home, this is the first time over the bridge. She was sure something would occur. I kept telling her I have not been injured in the woods in 30 years.

View attachment 22398

the sun was so bright I tripped over a small rotten stump. Yes it's just a tiny cut and scrap, no big deal. BUT to her it's going to practically be an amputation, I could have bled to death all by myself.

Oh, I can hear you thinking, just don't tell her, oh no that won't work. She has been a nurse for 40 years, she will smell a wound when I turn on our street.

Oh well just going to have to listen to it until I come up next year before the nephews. Could be worse, she's just a very loving person who worries.
Oh, โ€ฆ and โ€ฆ who the hell wears white tube socks anymore โ€ฆ

Oldie !!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
 
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