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Annihilator

SAINT
Founding Member
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ChanceMcCall

Master Class

Years ago while on a camping trip in Yellowstone. a grizzly started in on a tent with a sleeping girl. I, without a gun, charged the bear hitting him on the nose with a very hot frying pan full of bacon and bacon grease. Yes bears have very sensitive noses. I also learned that despite all I had been told they can in fact climb trees. Fortunately I weighed less and could climb higher. I also learned that all of my "friends", male and female, were happy to flee leaving me in that tree for hours. I also learned that bears don't like it when you pee on them from above. Boy was that tree swaying.
 

TEXASforLIFE

Hellcat
This reminds me of a joke. After being pulled over.

Officer- โ€œDo you know how fast you were going?โ€
Me- โ€œ Apparently not fast enough.โ€
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Prob wonโ€™t go over well so donโ€™t try it folks.
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I was stopped by a THP before the patrolman became the county judge and at the time of the stop he said "If I had known it was you I wouldn't have stopped you". I replied "You could let me go if you wanted too"? He replied "I already have you stopped so I might as well just ticket you"! Well, he did!

I had another THP stop me 5 times in 3 months and each time he told me "The next time I stop you I'll give you a ticket". He never did.
 
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