I was stopped by a THP before the patrolman became the county judge and at the time of the stop he said "If I had known it was you I wouldn't have stopped you". I replied "You could let me go if you wanted too"? He replied "I already have you stopped so I might as well just ticket you"! Well, he did!This reminds me of a joke. After being pulled over.
Officer- “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Me- “ Apparently not fast enough.”
Prob won’t go over well so don’t try it folks.