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    They say use mallet to breakup $140 chocolate rabbit.

    All those Karen’s would jump if the rabbit was stuffed with 10lbs of Xanax!
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    They say use mallet to breakup $140 chocolate rabbit.

    Who doesn’t? You only go round once! ❤️❤️❤️
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    STK 1911

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    Ammo shortage?

    You guys are talking out your backsides. Shahed drones are costing me twice what they used to be. I’m having to limit how many I launch into Oklahoma each day. Not to mention that wildman hiding behind that tree in Arkysaw!
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    I Can't Believe....

    I worked for an ad agency in London during the nineties who rewarded the Senior Creative Director with a DB5 and a reserved parking spot directly outside the main entrance to the Agency. The car was worth 1.2 million pounds at the time. I think the parking spot was worth twice that!
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    I Can't Believe....

    Is there another kind?
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    I Can't Believe....

    When Nick Mason of Pink Floyd offered me his 62 Ferrari GTO I really had to clean house to make that deal work, but it has appreciated so much that Aston practically begged me to take the two Valhallas. The DB5 was thrown in as a sweetener.
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    My early morning visitors

    Aluminum is great, but there’s nothing like the crack of a wood bat!
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    good day at the range

    Took the new M1A to the range today to zero it in. I went local to an indoor range who only had 25 yd lanes and no tree to lean on! I haven’t shot a gun like this before and I didn’t have my wingman with me and wasn’t quite sure what to expect. Well, it turns out a gun’s a gun. First two sets of...
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    My early morning visitors

    This guy has something to say about that.
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    Didn’t know about this with federal champion 9mm

    Yeah, if you’re running a ported or comped pistol check your ammo when you buy. Plated ammo will foul everything up, as will the lead projectile under the plating. Parker Mountain Machine who make compensators have a list of ammo to use and avoid. This is actually based around velocity of...
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    My early morning visitors

    Where we are it is perfectly legal to blaze away through the door. Some dude hides off to the side of my front door he is definitely getting his feelings hurt.
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    My early morning visitors

    I think we know who the crazy *** neighbor is in your neck of the woods. 🤔😜🙄😎😇
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    My early morning visitors

    Get a kids aluminum bat. They are just the ticket. You can wield it with one hand, while managing the artillery with the other. Spray paint FAFO on it! Glad things went well for you. Stay safe.
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    What have you bought firearms related in the last 48 hours?

    Walked right into that.
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