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Pit Bull (you knew that was coming). It lives behind and 8-ft fence and the owner is well aware that the very first time I see it running loose on the property I'm going to kill it. I assume she believes me because she keeps that dog in its enclosure all the time

My wife told me who won about 10 minutes ago but but I forgot.

I have no intention of trying to cear my house. I'm going to let the dog who ate my face loose in there.

Was tonight the Stupid Bowl?

It gets cold in Florida and it's wet cold

One of the reasons that the Army hung on to the M110A2 as long as it did was because it was the last artillery piece in the inventory that was nuclear capable

The longer you talk to the police, the more likely you are to say something they can use against you. When you do, they will.

The last time I got pulled over it was a State Trooper on Highway 50 down by Pueblo. He walked up to my car and introduced himself. I'm Trooper Soandso with the Colorado State Patrol The reason I stopped you was excessive speed. I clocked you at Xmiles an hour In a 30 mile an hour zone. I will...

I would say that 95% of the cops that I encountered on a daily basis at work were just like me, putting in the hours, going through the motions trying to make the rent. The people that I saw get really "Badge Heavy" (and they didn't even have a badge) were the EMS guys and the fire department...

I don't think I've been pulled over by a cop in in 15 years. That said, this article seems to be more about what happens when a plain clothes cop encounters a uniformed cop. I had encounters with cops at work all the time. I only had one cop that really gave me a ration at work. One night...

You all know I live out here. I don't know about homeless people but there are drugs and there is crime out here. There's actually Section 8 housing out here. I've told you this before, our daughter bought this place at a sheriff's auction because the former owners were growing weed in their...

They kind of are.

I'm going to say this for what it's worth. The whole idea of that commercial was that you go to put on your pants and you get off balance and you fall and actually I think it was your hip that you break but not your leg. And I get off balance almost every time I try to put my pants on standing...

Here is video proof that wasp spray does not work for self-defense

You know those stupid "One Weird Trick" advertisements? I saw one the other day that was this "One Weird Trick" will reduce your chance of breaking your leg by 80% if you're over 65. Long story short, the "One Weird Trick" was sit down to put your pants on. I never saw it again but I'm...

My backup to my gun is always been OC spray. The only place I really go that's a gun-free zone is the VA and everybody and their brother is carrying a knife in there. I have no delusions that I can fight with a knife. But I have seen OC spray work very well.

You'd be better off messing with John Wick's dog than my cat. God help you if you touch my Turkey

For whatever it's worth our daughter has a bunch of light bulbs that have a battery backup. So you plugged them in and you use them like normal light bulbs but if the power goes out the battery backup kicks in in the light stays on for some amount of time.

I think this is ironically funny but I never Billy Graham preached until after I became a Christian.