Mrs. Tinyman asked where we would settle down after my Air Force career. Told her I would tie a snow shovel on top of the car, drive South, and the first place someone said, "whatinthehellisthat?" we would. Central Alabama.
Nothing in the freezer "spoke" to me, so opened a can of tuna, a little relish, celery seed, Duke's Mayo (it's got twang) for a quickie tuna salad, on crackers.