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Let me ask you this, when was the last time TSA busted a terrorist? When was the last time someone was popped with the electronic monitoring of the Patriot act? it's been a while because both systems are turned towards the American people! So get used to being monitored, Amigo,and keep that...

41 years and counting. She is solid as a rock when needed.

What choke did you use?

Moderate to severe has been the mantra here in Tucson and Phoenix. And most of the West is the same. We aren't getting the snow packs in the Rockies etc. Rainfall here has been around 7-9 inches each year, but the last couple of years, we have had less than half of that

MLB Dbacks vs Braves!

I was referring to Simon But as they say, if the shoe fits...

When Hades freezes over and Satan is wearing icicles for earrings.....

DA TRUNK MONKEYS!

Nah, too ugly!😂🤣😂🤣😂

Like any other tools, this is only as good as those in control of said tool. And I ain't trusting of a one of them.

That's right up there with "hello, I'm from the United States government and I am here to help you". 😂😂😂

Yeah 😂 And driven a car with starting button on the floor!

Johnny comes home from fifth grade one day and says “daddy, daddy, we all ran the mile today in PE and guess what? I was the fastest. It’s probably because I’m a COWBOYS fan! And then we all did pushups and I did the most… you know why? It’s because I’m a COWBOYS fan! And then we went into the...

When I die, I want the Dallas Cowboys to lower my coffin into the ground, that way they can let me down one last time.

Better back that up to at least the 60s

A guy walks into a bar with his dog to watch the Cowboys. The dog does a backflip when they score a touchdown. The bartender asks what the dog does when they win. The owner says, "I don't know, I've only had him for five years."

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when their team wins the Super Bowl? They turn off their PlayStation