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I accept this prestigious award on behalf of my fellow cretins, curmudgeons and contrarians who all have the attention span of a goldfish. And I would, of course, be remiss if I didn’t mention the bears, without whom this particular derailment would not have been possible.

And just what's wrong with being a Cretin? Angry Face

That was grandad. We dont talk about him. He was shunned from the family when we found out he used a Turkish gun and not a captured MP-40. Such Cretins they were back then. 🧐🤨

I don't know how ya do it, you is the long post king. i mess up every time i try it. but we Cretins mess up a lot.

it is NOT time for me to shave my back.......that's monday night

...35 grand for 25 year old ice tea. Ok i'm fixin to go brew up a bunch and put it in fancy jars and tell the kids this stuff will be worth a lot of money in 2050. course you know us Cretins can't read what's on that fancy bottle. but that tea does look stronger but it's gotta be soured at that age.

Watched Radioflash, now if'n any of you ever seen that movie you'd see how us Cretins are back in the hills.

Its like, you had fun firing at the max rate, but now your ammo is all gone and your M60 is dirty.

You know us cretins don't know what that means, now i gotta google it.

Belladonna…my heart is 😞. How can you say that about me?🫣

I looked it up and holy cow I don’t know how that lady can do that. 😳😳😳

@KillerFord1977 'splained it exactly! 😎

Its fancy tea from the nether reaches of India that the Queen Mum herself sweats over to pick. You have to make it last, so you sip it in small amounts 😉🤔😝

...something, there's 2 or three of ya here that drink ice tea outta them small fancy glasses. but my question is there a tea shortage in you guys area cause ya'll only be filiin up about a quarter of the way. about one swaller for us cretins. shoot we use big huge glasses and fill em to the brim.

Gonna have to look that up, us cretins don't know what them fancy werds mean.

You forgot the enablers, the cretins and curmudgeons. 😉😎😂

Good morning! I always like to quote that old philosopher, George Jones. I'm keeping @Annihilator and @HayesGreener in my prayers today. All the best to you. I've got a gig this afternoon. I should probably shave so that I don't scare the old ladies. Thank you for your indulgence...

I’m a Saint, it shouldnt have very strict morals or regs and be that hard !!! Just saying 😉 You must really be a cretin of cretins ! Try being a curmudgeom 😁

Now you know us cretins can't think ahead like that.