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I’ve made clear that we Contrarians really don’t care what the Cretins think. Or maybe we do. But just the ones we like, not those other guys. They know who they are.

...do disagree with Simon about never cleaning it though. Although that might go a little ways towards mending the rift between him and the rest of the cretins after his traitorous activities the last few days. I'll spell it out for you simps. If you don't clean your AR you are a cretinous...

How about them codgers? You like the codgers?

It’s time to quit wallowing with the pigs Simon. 😉🤣

I’m going to give The Council a list of 100 of my closest associates and good luck to them finding anyone who will list treading lightly as a tool in my repertoire. I’m sure that will come as a surprise. 😎 A shame, I like most of the curmudgeons and cretins.

@SimonRL tread lightly. The council is watching.

@mikep I roam firmly in the Contrarian group. I don’t care what the curmudgeons and cretins think. Or maybe I do. Check back tomorrow.

I’ll continue to rain King of Curmudgeons with my disposable Gillette’s 🙂

“Je ne sais quoi”? @SimonRL You have lost your cretin and curmudgeon status. We cretins have a rep to protect. You can’t go around talkin’ all fancy pants-like. Turn in your cards.

One can be a curmudgeon and not a cretin. Also a codger. I'm well on my way to becoming two of those things.

I think you may have ruffled some feathers by only using us cretins in the title, the curmudgeons do not like to associate with us cretins much.

I don't know. Guess who doesn't give a crap though ? Cretins

I haven't had to buy any shaving products in about 5 years now. Granted, I did buy that soap/splash in the picture up there recently, but I didn't have to. I have about 35 of them. I have enough razor blades to last me the rest of my life and they cost me about $.20 each. Barbasol is...

I use barbasol because it’s $.99, and i buy razors in bulk when on sale. Us cretins like the razors with a minimum of 3 blades with 4 being ideal. A 5 blade razor is too high falootin’ for us cretins though. PS- i wash my hair with ivory soap too! 😳

I'm loathe to pass up an opportunity to point out what backwards *** pedestrians you guys are. Shooting your Glocks, shaving with a disposable cartridge razor and some canned goo. :rolleyes: :LOL: It's in that spirit I bring you this morning's Wunderful shave. Hardware: Italian slant called...

dammit...Webster's time again....

We learn a new one every now and then, maybe he just finished up the divergent series movies.

“… my erudite friend.” Curmudgeons and cretins don’t use those words. What’s wrong with mud? Chock full of minerals that make your bones strong!

well i go to my urologist next monday for my stones to be blasted.......i ain't gonna get a poke and a tug, but imma gonna get rammed with (i think) sonic waves..........that i won't even feel, cuz i'll be given "sleepy juice"