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Can I borrow that book for my wife?

This was a first for me in this town, and I'm not ready for a second. I was shopping for a few items in the mini-mart, when right before my eyes, stood a very tall, very rotund man, maybe 300 pounds worth, with a long, red beard and man-bun up top. Possibly kin to an enormous leprechaun, or of...

The only thing the Texaco station warned me about safety-wise, was how to fill a split-rim with air without losing my head by lowering the car lift on it. 1972 and in high school...No safety goggles, ever. Fill that battery with acid and don't wear gloves or mind the fumes when it boils. Help...

I always clamped split-shot lead weight on my fishing line with my teeth. Ooops. No wonder my brain doesn't work all that well.

I like blackjack...and spend no more than $20 at the cheap tables, then quite when I lose it all in 10 minutes. Food ain't cheap in the casinos anymore is what I've heard.

I'm jealous! Music is music to my ears, and has been since I was a kid. All kinds. I played the trumpet and baritone rather poorly, because I never practice enough and didn't stick with it. I'd love to learn the guitar. Too old now.

I was hit in the eye with a sharp nipple once. Sorry...I got nuthin'

Under a pheasant. :p We order pheasant live pheasant chicks through the mail (Strombergs) and collect eggs after about a year when they start laying. They lay so many that we incubate some, eat some, and some go to Roxy. In 4 months, I'll butcher the ones that hatched a few weeks ago. Tasty!

Details, please!

Did my leg and core workout at the gym, then dinner, and fed my spoiled Roxy. The only dog I know that gets two pheasant eggs a day on her chow. I'm an enabling parent, you see.

I've been guilty of doing that with motorcycles and cars as well.

Just read it...Hillaryass! :D

Bury me in my long-sold 1972 GMC Short bed, 2WD, 1/2 Ton, 4 on the floor, V-8, 4 barrel carb. Please.

I factory ordered a new Chevy Blazer SIlverado in 1986. loaded. Cost me $17K which was a stunningly expensive truck for me. Looking back, and compared to today's costs, and inflation, it was about right $17K in 1986 is around $52K today, the cost of a Blazer today, although they've since turned...

If they're left-handed, no residue, no hemmorrhoids.

If a new American truck came out with the basics of pre-1973, it would have more old farts lined up to buy them than Carter has little farter starters.

There are places in the Middle East where men, women and children may bear AK-47s, but do not have the right to wipe with their right hand.

12 city / 18 highway / 14 combined MPG. Hey, that's better than the 10MPG I got from my '67 Chevelle SS!

Great speaker, but the only people who disagree with him or don't comprehend what he's saying, aren't on this forum.

How dare you!