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eye kin reed! eye jus don writ so well....

What a productive day. Made a Target run to restock household necessities, stopped by the butcher shop on my way home from Target to stock up on meats, dropped the stuff off at home and then hit grocery store. Unloaded my dirty laundry from the suitcase and put the shirts to wash. First load of...

You're blind. I clearly see a tuna taco.

6 flights, 5 airports, and 3 time zones this week. I'm about 45ish minutes from landing in my home city. Man o man it's gonna feel good to sleep in my own bed tonight!

And it ain't even black! 🤣

Gee Rob, how big was it? It was soooo big that when we took the picture of it, that slimy bastard held ME upside down! Man y'all are moving slow tonight. 🤣

I caught a fish one time that was soooo big......

Back when Circuit City had an aisle full of alarm clocks, I used to set all of the alarms to go off after I've escaped to the other side of the store.

The Commodors ♥️

No but I swear to God I saw the "I'm the captain now" guy! 🤣

This is pretty funny.

Just left Somalia, I mean Minneapolis headed for Tennessee. Hopefully Friday's flight goes as planned and I'll make it home before sundown for once.

I'm truly sorry for your loss. There are many people I wouldn't shed a tear for. Everytime I lose a pet, it kills a piece of my heart.

Yes

One of my favorite past times is if I call someone and get their voicemail, in a hushed, sinister voice, I say "It's done. There was blood everywhere!" Then hang up.

I think that's the dude with the middle seat on my next flight!

Oh wait a minute...... This might be more applicable to @Old_Me post.

May I suggest liberal application of Icy Hot? 🤣

Preparing for travel. Going to Iowa Mon - Wed and then Tennessee Wed night - Friday night. Got 4 pounds of roast going in the dutch oven and a heap of potatoes going for mashation. The better half should have plenty of leftovers to get her through the week. She'll make taquitos, tacos, and...

That putz whines and moans that nobody will hire him. And he truly cannot understand why.