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I'm tellin ya, the red states had better make entrance questionnaires. 1) Do you, or anyone you know have a hog ring in their nose? 2) Do you, or anyone you know have their hair any color aside from natural? 3) Do you, or anyone you know think there is any gender other than Male and Female...

Nope. It is the owners manual.

Yeah, I tried my best to weasel my way out of traveling this week. Hopefully the mid-terms don't spin Portland out while I'm away. This is one of the very few times I've had a bad feeling about having to travel. Not to mention all of the flights that seem to be ill fated lately.

When boarding the plane, the stewardess handed this to me. Initially I thought it was an invitation to join the mile high club. Then I read the package.

At PDX catching a flight. Used the multi-gender bathroom. I swear on my life this picture is real!

Yeah, sometimes unfortunately that's the way my twisted mind works. 😂 Gotten me into trouble more than once!

I quit drinking the morning I woke up in an alley with a near death hangover, wallet missing, and a naked Barbie doll in my pocket. Discovered I was ~3,000 miles away from home. From what I can remember about that night, it was one hell of a party!

I called the police two times since I've lived here. The first time the cop called and said he had to wait for backup because the loon we called about was armed. Half hour later the cop drove away and absolutely nothing was done. The second time I called, the cop never came. I called again and...

I wouldn't even know where to start if I were to tell you the things I've seen here over the past ~4ish years. A leftist city council succeeded in running off the liberals and now something extremely far of left runs this city. All of the true LE officers have moved on and have been replaced...

I joined a forum that had an entry exam. All multiple choice answers of course. Which is the best Pistol Manufacturer? A) Glock B) S&W C) Hi-Point C was the correct answer! Aaaaahahahahaha! The madness!

Unless, of course, you're preparing to enter a "not guilty by reason of insanity" plea..... 🤪

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Looks like something El Chappo would carry.

I think Hi-Point has em beat.

It never even occurred to me. This dude was always the first one I melted with matches or a magnifying glass.

The funny part is if I do happen to stumble across the thread I am thinking of, I won't be able to find this one to tell you! 😂

Colostomy bag holsters. Nobody is gonna want to mess with that.

I've seen this complaint somewhere on the forum before but I cannot seem to find the thread. If my memory serves me correctly, the consensus was it isn't abnormal for there to be a little bit of play but not sloppy. Hopefully someone recalls the thread I am referencing and can find it. If all...

"Rolex because its "skip money"" - Say you trade your Rolex for a pack of smokes....... Exactly how many Timex and Swatches do you need for change? :unsure: