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Since when does people saying to you "I bet you think you're a real funny guy, now don't ya?" qualify you as a comedian? 🤪

Cannonball Run?

I'm hoping to be out of the rat race by then........ Aaaahhhh dreams.

Do you see any published figures for number of households that are "True Middle Class" as compared to the others?

Setting aside like/dislike for Jay Leno and simply focussing on his statement, I have to say I agree. I've been watching the middle class, or at least what was considered to be middle class in the late 60s into the early 70s, slowly disappear for a couple of decades now. Having given it a lot...

I'm in the same boat except I'm stuck in Portland.

Hhhhhmmmmmm...... I got notified I had a post removed from this thread. I wonder what it was? :unsure:

They won't be for long! 😂

Count me in. I've said it here before and I mean it. Out of my cold, dead fingers.

Vaya con Dios brother. Hopefully this too shall pass...

I'm sure going to miss you brother. May you and your people be safe, happy, and healthy.

^^^^^^^^^ What that guy said.......

Whatever naturally grows out of your head. No purple, blue, pink, etc.

Nope. It is the owners manual.

Yeah, I tried my best to weasel my way out of traveling this week. Hopefully the mid-terms don't spin Portland out while I'm away. This is one of the very few times I've had a bad feeling about having to travel. Not to mention all of the flights that seem to be ill fated lately.

When boarding the plane, the stewardess handed this to me. Initially I thought it was an invitation to join the mile high club. Then I read the package.

At PDX catching a flight. Used the multi-gender bathroom. I swear on my life this picture is real!

Yeah, sometimes unfortunately that's the way my twisted mind works. 😂 Gotten me into trouble more than once!

I quit drinking the morning I woke up in an alley with a near death hangover, wallet missing, and a naked Barbie doll in my pocket. Discovered I was ~3,000 miles away from home. From what I can remember about that night, it was one hell of a party!

I called the police two times since I've lived here. The first time the cop called and said he had to wait for backup because the loon we called about was armed. Half hour later the cop drove away and absolutely nothing was done. The second time I called, the cop never came. I called again and...