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This gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase, "Fill 'er up!"

Harry used a 13" (33 cm) Italian (Frank Beltrame) picklock. with dark horn scales and a bayonet blade. (I have a swivel bolster just like it.)

In the immortal words of the late John Elroy Sanford (Redd Foxx). "To all you young lovers out there, I give you one piece of advice... wash your ***! Not your whole@$$, at least your *** hole. You would be surprised at how much stink can come from something about the size of a dime." Wash...

Never let it be said that children can't be insanely creative. (We did stuff as kids that, had we been caught, would have put us in Juvenile Detention for at least six months.)

These are the people who stick their feet in their mouths so often that they have a perpetual case of "athlete's tongue".

They aren't "the brightest Crayola in the box" are they?

Uhhhhhhh... yeah.

The job description(s) of all US military branches are: 1. Kill people. 2. Destroy things. 3. Support military members who kill people and destroy things. End of description(s).

Semper FI, brothers and sisters! This old sailor remembers, (but loves you anyway). USMC (Uncle Sam's Malevolent Creatures). 👍 🤬

In 2018, I spent time walking up and down Revolution Avenue and chatted up a waiter at one of the eateries. after about 15 minutes, he introduced me to his son (who was also working there.) He asked me to join him in prayer (which I gladly did.) I defy anyone to find anyone who could find an...

The ol' 35 Remington was my father's "woods walking" rifle for the Coast Range (That's Western Oregon to you all.) It takes deer as easily as any .30-30 and will penetrate as well or better than any of them. "Hillbilly cartridge" my left ankle.

The last flying saucers I saw was when someone goosed the waitress at Denny's. :p 🤬

This gives an entirely new meaning to the expression "tube steak". :eek: 🤬

Snap, crackle, pop... What is the sound made by Old_Me's joints when he works in the garden.

The "monkey" will never be the same.

Bang the... DRUM, er, yeah, DRUM, slowly! :oops: 🤬

Drive 7 miles south of Puerto Vallarta to Playa Mismaloya (where they filmed "Night of the Iguana" in 1956) on Highway 200. It has been overrun by commercial tourism, but in 1978, I camped on the beach. We had a pig stick his head inside our tent the following morning. (It belonged to the farmer...

I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned, I GOT STONED!

Ol' lazybones found that entertaining.

Since I no longer drink alcohol, (and haven't in more than 15 years) my kicks come from food, entertainment and some consumables. Beyond that, I find it far more entertaining to be outside my own cultural 'comfort zone". The last time I was in Tijuana, I actually helped visiting tourists buy...