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I go to the Hotel Aqua Rio (about $50 per night, Continental breakfast included.) This is on Avenida Constitution just off Avenida Revolucion. It is within the "tourist district". I can walk 12 blocks and catch a "bus" to the beach for about 75 cents). I'll walk four more blocks and tour the...

It depends on where you go and how you conduct yourself. I have been visiting for many years and have yet to run into trouble. I stay in the tourist areas and enjoy the hospitality of establishments I have known for years and trust. (Believe me when I tell you that there are such places.)

in either late May or early June (during the height of the annual Bullfight season.) I wish that I could afford to spend about $7000.00 (USD) on gasoline, transportation, food, lodging, and souvenirs (fragrances, etc.) I could even drive back with money in my pocket. THAT'S a vacation!

Old_me: I have used each and every one of these many times for a number of reasons. Soda cans, soda bottles, etc. You name it, I probably tapped it with one. The military can opener, many times.

I had a Muslim woman ask me for a foot rub after a date. I told her that I wouldn't rub her feet if a genie popped out of them.

"Is it okay for a millionaire to buy a yacht if his girlfriend laughs at his dinghy?" - Captain Obvious

Very nice.

A few 40-ouncers will do that to you. :eek: :oops::rolleyes:

"I did NOT have sexual relations with that hamster... Pop goes the weasel!" - William Jefferson Clinton.

This made me lose my patience Leno. He never was that great a comedian. (I am a comedian/mimic and know what works.) You need to be a good writer or have a decent writing staff.

NO! What was your first clue?

I will miss her. (I was slated to board the Enterprise, but was sidelined to remain at USNAD Whidbey Island, Washington.) May God bless her crew.

Done.

Signs of molestation are a clue.

My sister-in-law must have been involved... Climate Change has done its worst! THE BLOB HAS ECAPED THE ARCTIC!

Bigger isn't always better... unless you are referring to bowl movements.

(That comes later in life.)

Have you heard of the new McSandwich from McDonalds? It's called the McCoronary.

Isn't a "hard pass" constipation?

I have the MC P-35, but I wouldn't want something that looks as if it comes from a tawdry copy of an Ian Fleming novel. "James Bondage" anyone? :oops::ROFLMAO:🤬