so this one purrfectly outlines the reason to watch ones diet, as he came within a whisker's chance of a heart attack. Trying to think of a clawing out a role for the feline, but outside of Fed govt Fat Cat office job, which would be the cat's meow, there isn't much he'd be qualified for. Time for his catnap.
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38-pound rescue cat Crumbs gets stuck in shoe rack while trying to escape from fat camp: ‘He caused a ruckus’
A fat cat’s attempt to escape a diet center backfired horribly after the flabby tabby got trapped in a shoe rack.
