Nearing The Town of Wits' End...

[Mr.W.]

Admittedly, this observation is all on me, and possibly the result of some sort of moral failure. Let me apologize before continuing, as I intend no disrespect to anyone.
Having been down for a couple of days, I've watched a fair amount (too much) of television. I'm pleased to report feeling much improved, and gladly away from the boob-toob. I was nearly to the point where one more "RuPaul's Drag Race" commercial would regrettably have sent me into relapse.

 

[trader]

for the coffee drinkers out there -

 

[Belt Fed]

"RuPaul's Drag Race" commercial would regrettably have sent me into relapse.

Don't guess we have those here, never seen one or even heard of Ru Paul until one of you mentioned him a while back.

 

[Mr.W.]

Don't guess we have those here, never seen one or even heard of Ru Paul until one of you mentioned him a while back.

Count this among your many blessings!

 

[Belt Fed]

Yeah, drag queens don't do so well around here.

 

[OldGrunt]

Yeah, drag queens don't do so well around here.

Oh, come on! Give this fella a chance! He/she might fit in around your neck of the woods.

 

[Belt Fed]

Some deer dog might sniff his bones out runnin a buck ten years after he/it disappeared.

 

[Belt Fed]

That is after the yotes chew on his carcass a while.

 

[NMEDGE]

Yeah, I seen the commercial and don't understand why someone would want to watch it. Most of stuff on tv now is crap and perverted.

 

[Jester560]

Don't guess we have those here, never seen one or even heard of Ru Paul until one of you mentioned IT a while back.

Fixed that for you

 

[Onewolf426]

Do you know what you call a baldheaded transvestite?

Aerodynamic Drag.

 

[belladonna]

Do you know what you call a baldheaded transvestite?

Aerodynamic Drag.

I can’t…

 

[KillerFord1977]

Do you know what you call a baldheaded transvestite?

Aerodynamic Drag.

 

[Shibadog]

That is after the yotes chew on his carcass a while.

C’mon, ‘Yotes got more sense than that…