Picking Up Chicks! ๐Ÿ˜œ


Founding Member
Since itโ€™s raining today at Camp Goose in the secluded woods of NE Kentucky and since Chickens donโ€™t like rain Iโ€™m taking this opportunity to call a summit of all my High Generals in the Goose, Duck, Pidgin and Groundhog armies, although future military actions will be announced on a proprietary โ€œneed to knowโ€ basis we will be discussing how to limit movement and troop deployment of the Chicken Army now that information has surfaced that Chicken Generals are being consumed at a higher then normal rate due to humans still quarantined at home due to the ongoing pandemic. It is believed that the Chicken Coop will soon be abandoned due to many chickens ending up on the grill. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Sounds like some episode of โ€œSlylock Foxโ€ ๐ŸฆŠ , that kids would read in the Sunday comics. Itโ€™s only a matter of time before โ€œNinja Gooseโ€ supplants the Fox ๐ŸฆŠ & his investigation of crimes Committed by humans and other lowly thought of animals. ๐Ÿ” A true โ€œAnimal Farmโ€ George Orwell would be proud of. :unsure::rolleyes::ROFLMAO: