Rabbits fly?

[Old_Me]

I like bacon too much to go swimming with pigs

pigs swim..??

hell, where you been..???

they jet ski, water ski, lay on floating lounge chairs, and play on the water slides....

but swim..??

are you crazy...??

there's sharks in the waters.

 

[Warrior9(Ret)]

pigs swim..??

hell, where you been..???

they jet ski, water ski, lay on floating lounge chairs, and play on the water slides....

but swim..??

are you crazy...??

there's sharks in the waters.

There was an episode during Shark week about that. The pigs have learned to stay in the shallow waters. The sharks are around but they hardly ever come in that close. It’s a big tourist attraction for that island.
Plus Ms. Piggy is the lifeguard and the sharks don’t want to mess with her

 

[powerboatr]

United Airlines plane returns to airport after 'possible wildlife' collision

A United Airlines plane returned to Denver after an apparent encounter with wildlife while taking off. The airline said the flight returned to the gate safely.

www.foxbusiness.com

saw that on the news this morning, well rather heard it as i making breakfast. my wife said a plane in jested rabbits and had to land...of course me in the other room said WHAT.......???
flying rabbits

 

[mikep]

Well... i asked this question once before a long time ago. I was driving down the freeway coming down off a overpass bridge but still up a ways when a rabbit hit the TOP middle of my windshield, even cracked it. So I stopped and looked back thinking I was imagining what I saw and sure enough dead rabbit in the road.

Best I could figure he was a world champion jumper, or he was hitching a ride with an eagle or other big bird. Sorry I ended up with thier dinner.

A snake fell from the sky and hit my windshield once. I figured it was a bird carrying dinner and dropped it. At least i hoped so. Flying snakes? Oof. That would be a thing of nightmares.

 

[Old_Me]

saw that on the news this morning, well rather heard it as i making breakfast. my wife said a plane in jested rabbits and had to land...of course me in the other room said WHAT.......???
flying rabbits

which is why i try to watch Dragnet every morning.

i don't wanna miss the stiff walking Bill and Joe do to a crime scene

 

[Old_Me]

A snake fell from the sky and hit my windshield once. I figured it was a bird carrying dinner and dropped it. At least i hoped so. Flying snakes? Oof. That would be a thing of nightmares.

i have had blue berrys fall on my car a time or 2.....that's about as exciting as i want my life to be as i drive.

 

[Oldmountaiman]

Nah, they were listening to this:

How bout "I Went to The Desert On A Horse With No Name" to chase that rabbit

 

[Oldmountaiman]

which is why i try to watch Dragnet every morning.

i don't wanna miss the stiff walking Bill and Joe do to a crime scene

 

[Oldmountaiman]

A snake fell from the sky and hit my windshield once. I figured it was a bird carrying dinner and dropped it. At least i hoped so. Flying snakes? Oof. That would be a thing of nightmares.

Rerun of snakes on a plane