Are you trying to impress us? Or is that aspirational thinking?but what if the bed is triggered by, well, let's just say... "non-seismic-related" bed shaking?
that ship sailed long ago.Are you trying to impress us? Or is that aspirational thinking?![]()
if you heard me it would go something like this... "roll over, you're snoring."
well to be honest, at the very least, if one spouse is cheating on the other.>??but what if the bed is triggered by, well, let's just say... "non-seismic-related" bed shaking?
OK OK i changed it.hey c'mon...THAT DESERVED A LAUGHING EMOJI...!!!!!!
hey c'mon...THAT DESERVED A LAUGHING EMOJI...!!!!!!
as a sailorthat ship sailed long ago.![]()
kinda?
If nothing else it would probably be pretty climactic!!! Just think about that for a moment!but what if the bed is triggered by, well, let's just say... "non-seismic-related" bed shaking?
But what if you chose the wrong bed at the wrong time????Probably better have a second bed for that activity.![]()
Welp, you are your partner definitely gonna have some alone time and closeness.But what if you chose the wrong bed at the wrong time????