Thank God for the HK Pro Forum

[SimonRL]

As many of you know, I am a pretty big fan of HK’s products. Well, if you ever think that this forum is just too silly or there is too much goofing around, sign up for a membership at HK Pro. Apparently, the first thing they do after screening for a high degree of curmudgeoness is they then insert an HK stick up your backside and set you free within their forum. Somehow, my procedure did not take. There are some nice folks over there and some very smart ones too, but boy what a joyless bunch of fanboi enthusiasts. Would it kill someone to crack a smile over there? When you come here it’s like walking into Cheers by comparison. So thanks to everyone, including you curmudgeons, and you cretins (I see you standing in the corner drooling on yourselves), who make this place so fun to hang out with.

Gotta go, I got the Obercurmudgeonstormfuhrers all riled up because I said HK wishes it had Sig’s business model and market share…

 

[powerboatr]

try visiting the ford explorer ST forum....
no good mornings,
no BS, no mariachi, no tequila ,

another reason i like this place, yall love me no matter how fluckered up i can be
yall always make me smile and LEARN

 

[Belt Fed]

Boy i'd really catch hell talkin about Hy Points all the time.

 

[belladonna]

As many of you know, I am a pretty big fan of HK’s products. Well, if you ever think that this forum is just too silly or there is too much goofing around, sign up for a membership at HK Pro. Apparently, the first thing they do after screening for a high degree of curmudgeoness is they then insert an HK stick up your backside and set you free within their forum. Somehow, my procedure did not take. There are some nice folks over there and some very smart ones too, but boy what a joyless bunch of fanboi enthusiasts. Would it kill someone to crack a smile over there? When you come here it’s like walking into Cheers by comparison. So thanks to everyone, including you curmudgeons, and you cretins (I see you standing in the corner drooling on yourselves), who make this place so fun to hang out with.

Gotta go, I got the Obercurmudgeonstormfuhrers all riled up because I said HK wishes it had Sig’s business model and market share…

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I love that you compared us to Cheers.
BTW what do you call a female curmudgeon?

 

[BassCliff]

Hi @SimonRL,


Bless your heart!


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[SL66]

I love that you compared us to Cheers.
BTW what do you call a female curmudgeon?

I call mine "Sweetheart".

 

[Annihilator]

I love that you compared us to Cheers.
BTW what do you call a female curmudgeon?

Mrs……….

 

[belladonna]

Mrs……….

That works!

 

[Annihilator]

As many of you know, I am a pretty big fan of HK’s products. Well, if you ever think that this forum is just too silly or there is too much goofing around, sign up for a membership at HK Pro. Apparently, the first thing they do after screening for a high degree of curmudgeoness is they then insert an HK stick up your backside and set you free within their forum. Somehow, my procedure did not take. There are some nice folks over there and some very smart ones too, but boy what a joyless bunch of fanboi enthusiasts. Would it kill someone to crack a smile over there? When you come here it’s like walking into Cheers by comparison. So thanks to everyone, including you curmudgeons, and you cretins (I see you standing in the corner drooling on yourselves), who make this place so fun to hang out with.

Gotta go, I got the Obercurmudgeonstormfuhrers all riled up because I said HK wishes it had Sig’s business model and market share…

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What’s a HK Pro…..sounds something like when you eat to much sushi that went bad…..

 

[belladonna]

I call mine "Sweetheart".

This one works too!

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,,

I would agree. This is the nicest place on the internet. You guys are cool.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Tinyman]

I love that you compared us to Cheers.
BTW what do you call a female curmudgeon?

Don't -- repeat don't call them Karen.

 

[Belt Fed]

Don't -- repeat don't call them Karen.

But what if'n one of em is really named Karen?

 

[Jfal]

I love that you compared us to Cheers.
BTW what do you call a female curmudgeon?

Curmudgette

 

[trader]

I was going to go with curmudgeona

 

[Warrior9(Ret)]

What’s a HK Pro…..sounds something like when you eat to much sushi that went bad…..

I thought it was that cream you use when you get Hemorrhoids

 

[Mr.W.]

You're welcome. . .

 

[Warrior9(Ret)]

I love that you compared us to Cheers.
BTW what do you call a female curmudgeon?

Your Honor

 

[Tinyman]

But what if'n one of em is really named Karen?

Then I would use Sweetie.

 

[Annihilator]

Then I would use Sweetie.

Speaking of sweetie, I’m 64 years old and it bugs the crap out of me when your out in public say at a restaurant or such and the waitress calls you sweetie……I’m to darn old to be a sweetie…..maybe old fart or something…..