What are you doing right now??

[Belt Fed]

Now kinda wished i kept it and it would been over.

 

[OldGrunt]

Now kinda wished i kept it and it would been over.

 

[powerboatr]

Now kinda wished i kept it and it would been over.

maybe the doc would have given you a candle to blow out....just as......

 

[Annihilator]

Now kinda wished i kept it and it would been over.

 

[belladonna]

I can't top that....

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

Cooking homemade chicken Alfredo

Post finished product later ..... the before it's eaten

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

Cooking homemade chicken Alfredo

Post finished product later ..... the before it's eaten

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

The Mrs. and I are watching a Netflix special, Justin Willman. His stand up magic/comedy show "Magic Lover" is fabulous.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Jester560]

Called the urologist back yesterday and got the probing put off till tomorrow, i told the receptionist i done had some strange birthday gifts but a i ain't excited about gettin a finger up the old buttocks to be the strangest one so can i put it off another day.

I feel your pain, Brother. I hate that time of year.
Last year, i had my check done and decided it wasnt a day to go back to work. I went home and decided to mow the yard. That decision almost cost me my life. Got on the mower, let it warm a bit and started the blades. First bump, i damn near slid off the damn seat, right under the mower.

 

[Bassbob]

Bout to get down with a 64 year old steel tee

 

[Certified Silly Goose]

Never be the first person to drive on a new bridge

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

Never be the first person to drive on a new bridge

 

[belladonna]

Making bets with two fellow coworkers as to whether the absentee coworker will show up today. Called in with a flat tire. She’s skipped out on the day for less…

 

[Certified Silly Goose]

Making bets with two fellow coworkers as to whether the absentee coworker will show up today. Called in with a flat tire. She’s skipped out on the day for less…

If you and your coworker are at the "making bets" stage, the worker is already a lost cause.

 

[Belt Fed]

Good grief, how can such a small woman have such a big finger.

 

[Belt Fed]

I feel violated.

 

[Belt Fed]

Is it wrong if i ask her to check it again?

 

[OldGrunt]

Is it wrong if i ask her to check it again?

 

[Certified Silly Goose]

Is it wrong if i ask her to check it again?

Congratulations! You just became a democrat

 

[Belt Fed]

Congratulations! You just became a democrat

Nope, belt fed and demonrat don't belong in the same sentence.