Old_Me Emissary Sep 20, 2025 #31,705 "Last night, my kid kissed my forehead and said, ‘Rest in peace, dad’… I've been wide awake ever since."
"Last night, my kid kissed my forehead and said, ‘Rest in peace, dad’… I've been wide awake ever since."
Old_Me Emissary Sep 20, 2025 #31,709 The longer I live, and the more people I meet, the more I’m convinced that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
The longer I live, and the more people I meet, the more I’m convinced that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Old_Me Emissary Sep 20, 2025 #31,717 My wife took off her top during an argument where I was winning. It was a booby trap.
Old_Me Emissary Sep 20, 2025 #31,719 I went to the grocery store and the sign said "no food or drinks inside" so I went home...
