Daffy Zone…..

[Annihilator]

Starting this thread to where you can post anything without staying on any topics, cause there is no topics, just PLEASE FOLLOW THE FORUM RULES AND THE FORUM GUIDELINES!
Welcome to the zone…..

 

[Old_Me]

i cannot wash my car.

it's not going to rain.

 

[PunchySunshine]

You can put a cat in the oven...it don't make it a biscuit!

 

[Recusant]

 

[Old_Me]

they say you can lead a horse to water, but can't make it drink.

my wife led me to the laundry room, but she couldn't make instant oatmeal.

 

[SaltyMonkey]

In the spirit

 

[Old_Me]

i find it funny, that if i have a stinky crap, i have to spray the bathroom, to make it "April fresh"

but if the cat stinks up his litter box, he walks away like his don't stink.....

 

[ghosttwofive]

Crunchy peanut butter should be outlawed.....

 

[Old_Me]

low sodium bacon, should be outlawed

 

[papa]

Well unlike you other folks , I don't want to gripe about anything because I'm just not like that . I'm not going to gripe about the meat department not having my favorite steak ... nope won't gripe about it . I also won't gripe about the humidity outside that keeps me from doing things outside ... nope not going to gripe about that either.

Some of you might think I am gripping about the things above but nope , I am not gripping about it. Nope not at all but I sure am mad about it.

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

Turns out this is closer to reality than we could have imagined.

He once thought he had 3 hairs until he peed out of 1?

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

BTW I do not like green eggs and ham!

 

[Old_Me]

late at night, if i cannot sleep, i come to the computer to watch prono.

but i cannot have the sound turned on, as this will wake the wife.

then for god's sake, i'll have to do something.......

like satisfy her.

at least less than once.

 

[Recusant]

 

[Annihilator]

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

If you don't believe Hic-spanics exist, you haven't talked too my kids! They are 6 of the most red-necked mexicans you'll talk too !

 

[Keystone19250]

We need to talk, you told me I could go out with my friends tonight and now you ground me because I keep beating up the dog. Well maybe if she didn’t SMELL like a dog I’d leave her alone.

 

[10mmLife]

How times have changed!

100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich drove cars. Now everyone has a car and only the rich have horses....🤦‍♂️

 

[SaltyMonkey]

Anyone seen my pants?

 

[10mmLife]

Anyone seen my pants?

Found them....😂🤣