Old_Me Emissary Sep 29, 2025 #32,085 When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
Old_Me Emissary Sep 29, 2025 #32,087 Waiter: I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak? Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
Waiter: I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak? Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
Old_Me Emissary Sep 29, 2025 #32,088 Walmart has announced it will be closed on Thanksgiving so that all the self-checkout people can be with their families.
Walmart has announced it will be closed on Thanksgiving so that all the self-checkout people can be with their families.
