Back in the Odd / Even gasoline days of Jimmy Carter, I had a neighbor that bought a brand new Buick Electra. TOTAL gas hog. He, however, incessantly bragged to any neighbor that would listen, about the exceptional gas mileage the car got. So a buddy and I decided to have a little fun with it. Every night under the cover of darkness, we'd sneak into his driveway and put a couple of gallons of gas into his car. After a couple of weeks he was bragging that the car was getting 30 miles to the gallon. Then we started stealing a gallon or so every few nights. He actually took the car back to the dealership and raised all sorts of heck that something is wrong with the car. Afterall, how could a new car that was getting nearly 30 miles to the gallon suddenly drop to 8 miles per gallon?!! He raised so much heck that the dealership actually called the police on him. Maybe later I will tell y'all about the time we moved a few spark plug wires around on his distributor cap for him......
