So, what kind of man are you? (fun comedy post)

[BassCliff]

Hi,

I'm more of a "knock his horns off and wipe his ***" steak kinda guy. But I do require a lot of horseradish.

My Dad used to say, "Wipe its nose, wipe its axx, and walk it through the kitchen." Talk about rare.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[BruceMc]

I cooked some t- bones at the hunting lease years ago and one of the guys commented that good vet could save this one.

 

[javbike]

I always start the morning with a black coffee then on my second cup it’s cream

 

[javbike]

Hi,



My Dad used to say, "Wipe its nose, wipe its axx, and walk it through the kitchen." Talk about rare.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

I know a guy that use to say put it in your back pocket walk by the stove and it’s done !

 

[Annihilator]

Hi,



It would be more fun if there was a scale that went from, say, "Neanderthal Dinosaur Hunter" to "Bespeckled Geek with Pocket Protector and Manbun".

Color me A34. I guess that puts me firmly in the "Handsome Bass Player" category.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Rainman]

A44 all day.

 

[Old_Me]

I always start the morning with a black coffee then on my second cup it’s cream

i rarely have milk or cream at any time at home..the wife does, and any company we have do.

i will however during cold weather season, when i buy a coffee at dunkin, or some other place, ask for creamer cups.

otherwise, its black..... hot or cold at the house.

 

[powerboatr]

b35

 

[belladonna]

If I were a man I would be A42...I'm still an A42

 

[Talyn]

@belladonna is our Éowyn (TAL) killer of the Witch-king of Angmar (the Lord of the Nazgûl) after he boasts that "no man can kill me," removing her helmet and declaring, "I am no man!"

 

[Carbide]

I've had 2 cups of coffee in my 62 years. Not for me.

 

[OldGrunt]

I've had 2 cups of coffee in my 62 years. Not for me.

Thanks, that just means more for the rest of us!

 

[Old_Me]

I've had 2 cups of coffee in my 62 years. Not for me.

Thanks, that just means more for the rest of us!

he'd never survive the Navy...

i had a gas attendant at my garage decades ago..he was of course, a naval person, whatever name they go by during and after serving...shellback maybe..???...i dunno.

anyway, he said EVERY office had a coffee pot, every minute of every day the mess room?? had more than one coffee pot going, and ALWAYS a bunch of sailors guzzling coffee......