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This one totally busts me up ever time I watch it.

The next time I'm in a state that has self driving taxis, I'm gonna have my dog sit in the driver's seat.

You know the best way to see Massachusetts? In your rear view mirror........

I've sold a few, traded a few, and bought a few. But the ones the ex took in our divorce still grinds my gears to this very day. She took my favorites simply out of spite and most likely gave them to her family members. Because cost prohibits, and changed laws, I'll never be able to replace a...

Agreed. Furthermore, for as long as "cancer research" continues to be a publicly funded, multi-billion dollar industry annually, the cure will continue to be secretly stored in a vault somewhere. Oh crud, I'm starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist! 😖

And that drug that has the possible side effect of causing taint cancer. The drug manufacturer just made it onto my "Junk Punch" list! "Hey sweetheart, do I look discolored down there?" 🤣

I had completely forgotten the Haribo commercials and I couldn't agree more. <<Adds onto "Junk Punch" list.>>

Something that apparently you're smart enough to avoid! 🤣

All of those drug commercials make it look like life is a bowl of cherries if you are obese, have diabetes, HIV, IBS, etc. You can be all happy dancing around, BBQing with great friends, walking hand in hand in the moonlight with the love of your life..... Yeah, they all need a junk punch as well!

If I ever come across any of the writers or actors for those LiMu Emu commercials, I'm gonna junk punch 'em!

And stupid......

I paint my toe nails bright neon pink and don't wear socks when I have to fly.

None of em. In fact, I'll probably be talking with a few of you offering a good home to your outcasts! ;)

I have a Marlin Firearms Company model 989 M2 that a dear friend purchased from Montgomery Ward in 1966. He gave it to me brand new, unfired, in the box in 2009 including a baby food jar full of ammo that was likely as old as the rifle itself. The rifle is immaculate. It came with a factory...

Solution. :LOL:

(The "yeah" spoken like Bill Lumbergh in Office Space) - Yeah, about that....... There just might be a few unfortunate souls such as myself that would be affected and are financially unable to escape. I'd prefer some help reclaiming the land.

I think the gangs in LA are smart enough to realize it isn't their fight. Plus the Bloods and Crips are (or at least they were when I lived there) predominantly black. So they likely applaud deportations. But it is a sad state of affairs when a Vice Mayor calls on the gangs as a solution to her...

I couldn't decide whether to love the image or give the check mark for informational......

Yeah, I don't see how this could possibly go off the rails.....