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I very seldom use cash. About the only time is when I get a haircut. My barber only accepts checks or cash. And I'm not going to stand there like Old_Me for half an hour writing out a check. A very large gun store about a half hour from me offers a discount for using cash. Or maybe you could...

That's the gal from last night's dirty movie. Leave the old coot alone. Can't you see he's in love?

Were you dusted by volcanic ash? I didn't know they had volcanos in FL. lol

You seem to me to be an intelligent, business savvy individual. I have an opportunity of a lifetime for you. I have some timeshare vacation properties in lovely downtown Tehran, Iran. I'll give you first pick!

The first colonoscopy I had, they found and removed 4 polyps. Then I was on the five-year plan. I just had my last colonoscopy less than a year ago and all was good. I was a little surprised that the doctor now put me on the 10-year plan. So, my next one will be in 2035, assuming I'm still alive.

No way I could even make it out the door to get a tape measure before my wife yells from across the house "SPRAY"!