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I could never understand that either. I smoked for more than 50 years, up to 4 pks a day for the last 25-30. Then one dark 3/11/09 night at 11:55pm I lit up my last one. I laid the pk, about half full, down on the table with my lighter and smoked the one just lighted till the stroke of midnight...

Well, it's all OK as long as it's a 'DRY' heat. Who the hell first said that ... and why?

Just pray you might be as lucky if you were to forget!

We can understand exactly what you're saying! Oh hell yeh, never, ever bring it up. She forgot that one time ... you can bet it won't ever happen again.

Either way it was a good day (week end) for a wedding .... and for Danny!

Another great idea form a wise man. All you younger and single men have just been given a world of very valuable knowledge. Pay attention and learn! :)(y)

My sympathies go out to you brother! Maybe in another 26 she'll soften up a little ... at least for opening day! :(

And yet you survived the incident! You are one lucky man!!! :)

Another wise man who thought ahead! (y)

You were a little more critical than I was when my wife said I could select our wedding day 58 years ago today. Well I thought about it awhile, then settled on June 30. I figured that was close enough to half the year and it would make it easier to remember the anniversary dates as they came...

Have you ever considered that every 'SAFETY' sticker on an object is there because some idiot actually did whatever it is we're being warned about?

Hell, that's the first words out of my mouth when I wake up. I just sit right up in bed, turn to her and with the sweetest voice I can muster say ... I'm really, really sorry honey!

He may think he won, but one of these days she'll bring it up when he's dead asleep. Not only that but because she sees him as wrong about thinking he'd won one over on her, she'll make up something totally unrelated and make him believe it's true too. Yeh, I said that and I speak from...

I actually checked this thread to follow it, and I have no earthly idea why I did that!!! :p:rolleyes:

This is kind of like most of us!!!!

On the contrary, right off I can think of something that'll help me "loosen up and come out of my britches" especially if she also likes my XDm, and I wasn't the least bit interested why the OP took his off!! :oops::unsure::D

Maybe, but that car is something out of the 70's, maybe early 80's. I pumped a lot gas from a Chevron station in the very late 50's and through most of the 60's, but don't remember ever seeing that combination. Different parts of the country might be the answer, but we had both in my time as I...

I'd say that guy's got a real problem ... somebody's going to be really PO'd when they see their tractor in all that mud.

What the hell was the SAFE word in that situation??? Y'all do know about them SAFE words, now don't you?

Damn, didn't take much to amuse you back then, now did it? ;)