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I will NEVER intentionally aim a firearm at my junk.

I've been in the very same situation. Hurts like hell. I've sworn "never again" but always succumbed to the desire to have a furry little buddy in the house. The last time I lost my best friend, my daughter actually made a great suggestion. Go to the pound and pick a "last chance" mutt. The...

All too PERFECT!

Sitting at the airport for my flight home. It's been a loooonnngggg week.

Easy, when Jake steps on the brake pedal - Jake brake. Did someone actually name their child engine?! 🤔

I am so sorry for your loss.

Sitting here in a dark hotel room in Liberty Missouri. The power is out. A pretty big storm rolled through and judging by the lightning, another is on the way. At least the tornado sirens stopped. They were making me a little uneasy.

Yeah, I too was lured in. 🤣

Got off to a good start in the forum today. Added two newbies to the ignore list right out of the gate. Now I'm very patiently waiting for the better half to finish "getting ready" to go our for prime rib tonight. Her b-day is tomorrow so I made reservations three weeks ago at he favorite spot...

Look at that meat! And I mean the steaks you degenerates! 🤣

"Nobody pulls the wool over a Gambino's eyes; Especially this one!"

Are you talking about my ex or the dirt bag? 🤔

I say we force the bastage to marry my ex. That'll fix em.......

Is dressing up as Shrek a bad thing? I even eat onions like apples when I'm Shrek'ed up. 🤔

Too bad it is ground because cubed it is great in stew.

What do we know about the teacher? I couldn't open the article so I'm thin on details. If there was a pride flag or a male teacher wearing a dress involved, I say give the kid a medal.

I call dibs on the one on the right!

Uuummmmm....... Don't be givin em no idears......

I just stick a finger in my ear and lean the other ear against my shoulder. F all that new-fangled technology garbage. Just wastin yer money.

Maybe :poop: just happens sometimes? :unsure: