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Is there actually any lettuce under all that salad frosting? :unsure:

He likes 'em rubenesque......

Boooooo!!! Ha ha ha!

I went to college with a guy whose family was in the bail bond business. He eventually took over the business from his father. This was back in the days when you memorized people's phone numbers because smart phones didn't exist. One of my party favors was to (appropriately) mention I had my...

I'd buy one just to play with it. I'd never carry it as my EDC nor would I keep it out of the safe at night as my first response to an intruder.

Right now I'm listening to some CNN tripe about 3rd country removals. I've jokingly posted many times that if I was in charge of deportations, I'd ship people all over hell's half acre regardless of where they came from. This CNN expose is such a crock of :poop:. Allegations that completely...

Just got done filling my ballot out. If my "write in" candidate wins an office, Daffy Duck will become a district court judge, or the Governor.

Aaahahahaha! Same!

Oddly enough, there has been no mention of Hi-Points in this thread. 🤔

I'm pretty sure every post I've had deleted was deserving. 🤣

I've got worse than a Hispanic woman...... My better half is Columbian. I never, and I mean NEVER sleep in the same room if we go to bed angry. I sleep in the spare room. I lock the door, push the dresser against the door, push the bed against the dresser, lock the window, and sleep with the...

When I lived a stint in a condo while I was on a long term assignment in SF, I had a noisy neighbor upstairs. They had weekend evening get togethers especially during football season. That is when I discovered the "cast" feature on my tablet. I'd cast some of the raunchiest porn I could find...

Get one of these. They make 'em for most popular vehicles. Buy two though. I bought one and it stood out as compared to the one that wasn't replaced. https://www.theheadrestsafe.com/

Ha ha ha! Yikes!

Not illegal per se? So they are welcome to move into your house and live with you completely at your expense? Also it is pretty common knowledge calling someone an "illegal" is merely a shortening of illegal alien. Welcome to the forum from Oregun JRP! I'm not taking a shot at you. Just ribbing...

Let's just say I won my lawsuit against DreamWorks for using my image in Shrek.....

@Belt Fed - Hey! 👋

Well buddy, If I accidentally shoot myself in the femoral artery, I'll likely die. If I shoot my junk off, I'll likely live. I'd much rather die versus never f'ing ever again. Just sayin.

It's only off by 1 mm. Pretty good deal if you ask me.