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I've got worse than a Hispanic woman...... My better half is Columbian. I never, and I mean NEVER sleep in the same room if we go to bed angry. I sleep in the spare room. I lock the door, push the dresser against the door, push the bed against the dresser, lock the window, and sleep with the...

When I lived a stint in a condo while I was on a long term assignment in SF, I had a noisy neighbor upstairs. They had weekend evening get togethers especially during football season. That is when I discovered the "cast" feature on my tablet. I'd cast some of the raunchiest porn I could find...

Get one of these. They make 'em for most popular vehicles. Buy two though. I bought one and it stood out as compared to the one that wasn't replaced. https://www.theheadrestsafe.com/

Ha ha ha! Yikes!

Not illegal per se? So they are welcome to move into your house and live with you completely at your expense? Also it is pretty common knowledge calling someone an "illegal" is merely a shortening of illegal alien. Welcome to the forum from Oregun JRP! I'm not taking a shot at you. Just ribbing...

Let's just say I won my lawsuit against DreamWorks for using my image in Shrek.....

@Belt Fed - Hey! 👋

Well buddy, If I accidentally shoot myself in the femoral artery, I'll likely die. If I shoot my junk off, I'll likely live. I'd much rather die versus never f'ing ever again. Just sayin.

It's only off by 1 mm. Pretty good deal if you ask me.

I will NEVER intentionally aim a firearm at my junk.

I've been in the very same situation. Hurts like hell. I've sworn "never again" but always succumbed to the desire to have a furry little buddy in the house. The last time I lost my best friend, my daughter actually made a great suggestion. Go to the pound and pick a "last chance" mutt. The...

All too PERFECT!

Sitting at the airport for my flight home. It's been a loooonnngggg week.

Easy, when Jake steps on the brake pedal - Jake brake. Did someone actually name their child engine?! 🤔

I am so sorry for your loss.

Sitting here in a dark hotel room in Liberty Missouri. The power is out. A pretty big storm rolled through and judging by the lightning, another is on the way. At least the tornado sirens stopped. They were making me a little uneasy.

Yeah, I too was lured in. 🤣

Got off to a good start in the forum today. Added two newbies to the ignore list right out of the gate. Now I'm very patiently waiting for the better half to finish "getting ready" to go our for prime rib tonight. Her b-day is tomorrow so I made reservations three weeks ago at he favorite spot...

Look at that meat! And I mean the steaks you degenerates! 🤣