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Another cuisine masterpiece from Chef Boy R Tinyman!

I'm not allowed to shave. The better half told me to keep as much of my ugly face covered as possible.

If those lights came on in the middle of the night, mid blast, you'd have to go by sound!

I can pick up a Viagra pill with this baby! Um, I mean an Advil. 🤣

We had the "Tumbleweed Connection." It was a head shop that masqueraded as a record store. Licorice Pizza was too far away for a bicycle ride.

Remember folding the tab you ripped off the can to open it and dropping it back into your can of Tab?

Hopefully they'd say 'Get to it boys!"

The good ol' S&W model 457 got an honorable mention.

Yeah, they're called "Canadians."

I just realized how Bill Belichick-ish that sounded. :rolleyes:

I'll chip in! But you gotta promise to let me drive it through at least one WalMart parking lot! 🤣

Sometimes "old enough" works too! 🤪

I get really angry about people that have horses but don't own a truck and trailer. If you think you're gonna ride a spooked animal, you deserve the broken neck and brain damage.....

There are two big, burley looking dudes at my front door. One of them has a giant butterfly net and the other has a white coat with straps dangling down. Should I answer the door? :unsure:

I have a huge bottle of Hoppes I bought many, many moons ago. I recently wondered if it was still good.

Archie Bunker on Gun Control

If some jackhole had given a political speech at my commencement ceremony, I'd have laid him out when I went up.

I used to hand the phone to my son when he was about 4. I was often surprised by how long he could keep a telemarketer on the phone listening to a blow by blow as to what Barney was doing on the TV program.