Heavy Industries
Operator
Soon as the word survey is mentioned on a call I never make it to the what its about part.
Could be about firearms or water buffalo for all I care.
IF I knew beforehand it was such a call I might consider this before they even speak...
Dude, I been trying to get a hold of you!!! The fat one wont fit in the chipper WHAT DO I DO??
All wound up & panicky sounding of course. If they hang up, cool.
If they continue to engage then I might give em a minute just for my own entertainment.
I would continue with fantastic lies to the questions until it was no longer fun.
I know, I need to get out more.
Could be about firearms or water buffalo for all I care.
IF I knew beforehand it was such a call I might consider this before they even speak...
Dude, I been trying to get a hold of you!!! The fat one wont fit in the chipper WHAT DO I DO??
All wound up & panicky sounding of course. If they hang up, cool.
If they continue to engage then I might give em a minute just for my own entertainment.
I would continue with fantastic lies to the questions until it was no longer fun.
I know, I need to get out more.