A tribute to our own Okie…….

[TEXASforLIFE]

Yeah cause of the point system.

OK got stick with "near beer" .

 

[Keystone19250]

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Every state needs a Hooker…….
Wait that didn’t come out right……
Never mind.

 

[Annihilator]

It’s been all quiet on the @OkiePewPew front……been waiting for retaliation….

 

[BreakingWind]

Hooker, isn't that the next town over from Intercourse?

 

[Annihilator]

Hooker, isn't that the next town over from Intercourse?

Yep, just a few miles south of Boobaloo City …….

 

[Keystone19250]

Yep, just a few miles south of Boobaloo City …….

Boobaloo Oklahoma? Please don’t tell me your serious.

 

[Annihilator]

Boobaloo Oklahoma? Please don’t tell me your serious.

 

[David N.]

Boobaloo Oklahoma? Please don’t tell me your serious.

How about Cookietown?

 

[Annihilator]

Boobaloo Oklahoma? Please don’t tell me your serious.

Me serious……..you forgot your meds again……..

 

[Keystone19250]

Me serious……..you forgot your meds again……..

I must have.

 

[Annihilator]

 

[Annihilator]

How about Cookietown?

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

I've been around most of the state, but never heard of those towns. How about this town near @David N.. Named after 1 of the Ringling brothers.

 

[dad]

Having lived in Oklahoma my whole life when one of OKC tv stations asks "Is this a great state or what?" A lot of time I answer with "or what". But its hard to top the town of Nowhere Oklahoma in Caddo County.

 

[David N.]

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There you go!

 

[David N.]

I've been around most of the state, but never heard of those towns. How about this town near @David N.. Named after 1 of the Ringling brothers.

Did not know that.

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

I've been thinking about OK's "near beer", "almost beer" and finally 2 3 beer? Who concocted this and when? Well from time I've spent drinking beer worse than Miller Lite w/ice with 2x the calories I came too a conclusion? How do you get people in this state (OK) to drink more beer................well don't put as much alcohol in it! Wait it serves as a duel purpose, yes the plot thickens! The rest of the story after this! Out of the many lakes OK has I've never seen 1 dry nor low on water. How is this possible? It starts with the genius (not Guinness) that hatched a diabolical plan? You drink more, you pee more, you flush more, you drink more, you pee more and the cycle continues.................Now you know why the lakes stay full!

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

The 1s that boat save on flushing!

 

[Keystone19250]

Having lived in Oklahoma my whole life when one of OKC tv stations asks "Is this a great state or what?" A lot of time I answer with "or what". But its hard to top the town of Nowhere Oklahoma in Caddo County.

Can you imagine being asked where your headed?
Yeah I’m going Nowhere.

 

[KillerFord1977]

I've been thinking about OK's "near beer", "almost beer" and finally 2 3 beer? Who concocted this and when? Well from time I've spent drinking beer worse than Miller Lite w/ice with 2x the calories I came too a conclusion? How do you get people in this state (OK) to drink more beer................well don't put as much alcohol in it! Wait it serves as a duel purpose, yes the plot thickens! The rest of the story after this! Out of the many lakes OK has I've never seen 1 dry nor low on water. How is this possible? It starts with the genius (not Guinness) that hatched a diabolical plan? You drink more, you pee more, you flush more, you drink more, you pee more and the cycle continues.................Now you know why the lakes stay full!

6:56am is a little early for drinking that beer going to your head so early in the morning. Got you all rationalizing lakes and cycle of a beers life.
I suggest you switch to coffee for your beverage when you first wake up.
Maybe wait till 9:30am until you pop your first one