Chuck Norris

[Talyn]

I bet he's selling a ton of these upstairs right now.

 

[Onewolf426]

 

[Jester560]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself upwards. He pushes the world away from himself.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

I bet he's selling a ton of these upstairs right now.

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I bought one of those and used it at least 5 days a week until I wore it out. My wife coudn't figure out if I looked like Chuck Norris or Christie Brinkley.

Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[yotehtr]

RIP Chuck Norris died March 19, 2026.

 

[Model 457]

WHaaaaaaaaaa!
Pop,pop, poppoppoppop!
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[KillerFord1977]

If Chuck can pass away, the. The rest of us have no chance for survival.

A great loss who was a great man

 

[Onewolf426]

If Chuck can pass away, the. The rest of us have no chance for survival.

A great loss who was a great man

Memes and jokes aside. He was a good man, but still a human being. Our time is short on this earth, and it doesn't matter who you are, what you do, how healthy you eat, how much you exercise, we all have our allotted time. Which is why it is of utmost importance to make what time we do have mean something. Spend time with and appreciate family and friends, do right by God and your fellow human being, or do right by your fellow human being depending on your beliefs. None of us are immune.

 

[Jfal]

 

[Jfal]

 

[Oldmountaiman]

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Awfully hard on hardwood floors.