Firewood

[HayesGreener]

Split two oak trees into a cord of wood yesterday. My aching back!

 

[KillerFord1977]

Split two oak trees into a cord of wood yesterday. My aching back!

Great job !
I dont miss those days at all

 

[wolfpack076]

May I suggest Bio Freeze ? My chiropractor gave me some samples and the stuff seems to work pretty well. Just my two cents

 

[Wannabewoodsman]

I have a great tiger balm recipe if you're interested

 

[HayesGreener]

I have a great tiger balm recipe if you're interested

I learned the magic of Tiger Balm in Thailand in the early 70's. Good stuff

 

[HayesGreener]

May I suggest Bio Freeze ? My chiropractor gave me some samples and the stuff seems to work pretty well. Just my two cents

I prefer a nubile virgin walking on my back but if I can't find a virgin I will give it a try.

 

[Onewolf426]

Good job. It sucks getting old. It coulda been worse..............you could have been doing that manually.........with a splitter and hammer........or an axe.

 

[Onewolf426]

I prefer a nubile virgin walking on my back but if I can't find a virgin I will give it a try.

They have all been sacrificed in the Volcano to the Gods.

 

[HayesGreener]

They have all been sacrificed in the Volcano to the Gods.

I had heard there were none left...

 

[HayesGreener]

I had heard there were none left...

Maybe this one?

 

[Onewolf426]

Maybe this one?

Take me here, take me now. Oh baby, oh baby.

 

[mikep]

I prefer a nubile virgin walking on my back but if I can't find a virgin I will give it a try.

I was going to suggest scotch but i think i like your idea better.

 

[Onewolf426]

Take me here, take me now. Oh baby, oh baby.

 

[nmedge]

Yeah, I remember the firewood days growing up in New England. Here in the southwest the only exercise I get is going to the thermostat to lower the AC temp!

 

[KillerFord1977]

I had heard there were none left...

We can get you Hilary ?
bet she’d fit the qualifications with Monica and all

 

[SaltyMonkey]

Split two oak trees into a cord of wood yesterday. My aching back!

Man I wish we had one of those in my adolescence.
Dad used the chainsaw and I got the maul.

 

[Bassbob]

So I took a week vacation to finally side my house. Until about a decade ago siding houses was a large part of what I did. And not to brag but I am the best there is at it. Even though it appears I haven't forgot much and 3/4 of my house is now done and looks awesome, it turns out I am no longer built for dragging walkboards up and down walls and using snips that have been dull since I put them down ten years ago to cut 2200 sq. feet of siding and soffit. Every night this week I come in bent over like an old man. My back is killing me and my hands are on fire.

Worst F'in vacation ever.

 

[Annihilator]

Maybe this one?

 

[Annihilator]

I prefer a nubile virgin walking on my back but if I can't find a virgin I will give it a try.

 

[jmcd]

Split two oak trees into a cord of wood yesterday. My aching back!

I bet todays 20 somethings wouldn't be able to keep up with you.