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Good eyes 👀 ditching the glasses- cataract surgery

jumpinjoe

Professional
All this great news about better seeing, etc reminded me of an old family story from years ago ....... bear with me.

My old uncle Henry was pretty feeble but aunt Matilda stayed right by his side all those years. She kept after uncle Henry to see a Dr to make his and her lives better .... so he did. Uncle Henry agreed to some needed surgery and got it done.

All went well for a while, but then things went really bad. Aunt Matilda started complaining that uncle Henry wasn't paying her any attention anymore .... you know, no attention, no intimacy, no sex, etc after his surgery. In fact it got so bad aunt Matilda actually sued the Dr for causing her mental distress and anguish claiming that uncle Henry's surgery had ruined their sex life and it was all the DR's fault. Well time went on and as you might have guessed, a trial got underway.

During the trial she testified that even at their age they were still having a pretty vital sex life several times a week, then right after the surgery, uncle Henry just seemed to stop paying her any attention. Well, uncle Henry's lawyers didn't deny the charge, but explained to the judge the only surgery uncle Henry had was to remove his cataracts.

Case was dismissed!!!

Uh huh, you know that ain't right!!! ;)
 
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KillerFord1977

Ronin
Founding Member
All this great news about better seeing, etc reminded me of an old family story from years ago ....... bear with me.

My old uncle Henry was pretty feeble but aunt Matilda stayed right by his side all those years. She kept after uncle Henry to see a Dr to make his and her lives better .... so he did. Uncle Henry agreed to some needed surgery and got it done.

All went well for a while, but then things went really bad. Aunt Matilda started complaining that uncle Henry wasn't paying her any attention anymore .... you know, no attention, no intimacy, no sex, etc after his surgery. In fact it got so bad aunt Matilda actually sued the Dr for causing her mental distress and anguish claiming that uncle Henry's surgery had ruined their sex life and it was all the DR's fault. Well time went on and as you might have guessed, a trial got underway.

During the trial she testified that even at their age they were still having a pretty vital sex life several times a week, then right after the surgery, uncle Henry just seemed to stop paying her any attention. Well, uncle Henry's lawyers didn't deny the charge, but explained to the judge the only surgery uncle Henry had was to remove his cataracts.

Uh huh, you know that ain't right!!! ;)
That’s why all the old cowboys drank high proof whiskey🤠🤠🤪

Guess I like my whiskey😏
 

SimonRL

Professional
1 hr out from going under for surgery on the other eye.

I’m really going to be able to keep up with ol @SimonRL now !!!
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Bassbob

Ronin
I had my right eye surgically removed and replaced with a digital micrometer so I never need to carry a tape measure, a level or a plumb bob again.
 
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