How would you torture this evil bastard?

[Onewolf426]

A razor-sharp scalpel removing one test***** at a time for openers. (No anesthetic allowed or needed.)

Dull butter knife.

 

[Model 457]

Things that if I wrote here would get me banned.

The things I'm thinking should get me banned.....

 

[Retired Bum]

Or put him general population and tell them what he did, then stand back and break out the popcorn!

 

[Model 457]

As good ol' Charlie Daniels sings in Simple Man, "take em to the woods and tie em to a stump and let the bugs and the rattlers and the alligators do the rest."

 

[Model 457]

Setting aside my previous posts, the absolute worst torture I can think of is making the bat rastard marry my ex wife. I wouldn't wish that amount of torture on Satan himself!