Human civilization on the edge

[HayesGreener]

There is a thin band of nerve endings in your rear end that can distinguish between gas, and solids.

Now just consider that human civilization is dependent upon that capability. Without it, humans would poop extemporaneously, like cows or goats. It would change the fashion industry. Sex would be a messy affair. Schools would be chambers of horror requiring cleaning with fire hoses rather than brooms. Government and business meetings would be short. And forget family dinners, banquets, and concerts. The horrors of restaurants, no fine dining. Nobody would want to go to movie theaters. Public transportation by cattle car. Long family car trips, no thanks.

Our entire civilization is based upon that thin band of nerve endings. No wonder the aliens want to study us by probing

 

[KillerFord1977]

There is a thin band of nerve endings in your rear end that can distinguish between gas, and solids.

Now just consider that human civilization is dependent upon that capability. Without it, humans would poop extemporaneously, like cows or goats. It would change the fashion industry. Sex would be a messy affair. Schools would be chambers of horror requiring cleaning with fire hoses rather than brooms. Government and business meetings would be short. And forget family dinners, banquets, and concerts. The horrors of restaurants, no fine dining. Nobody would want to go to movie theaters. Public transportation by cattle car. Long family car trips, no thanks.

Our entire civilization is based upon that thin band of nerve endings. No wonder the aliens want to study us by probing

You are really, really bored today I see

 

[mikep]

Well, the perk of short meetings certainly sounds appealing.

 

[HayesGreener]

You are really, really bored today I see

It's hot out there

 

[NMEDGE]

There is a thin band of nerve endings in your rear end that can distinguish between gas, and solids.

Now just consider that human civilization is dependent upon that capability. Without it, humans would poop extemporaneously, like cows or goats. It would change the fashion industry. Sex would be a messy affair. Schools would be chambers of horror requiring cleaning with fire hoses rather than brooms. Government and business meetings would be short. And forget family dinners, banquets, and concerts. The horrors of restaurants, no fine dining. Nobody would want to go to movie theaters. Public transportation by cattle car. Long family car trips, no thanks.

Our entire civilization is based upon that thin band of nerve endings. No wonder the aliens want to study us by probing

Sounded like a morning roll call meeting in an Aircraft Maintenance Unit with 40 crew chiefs!

 

[Pitdogg2]

I'm fairly certain that there's a segment of the population that didn't get that upgrade.
Ever been to Walmart?

 

[Talyn]