I KNOW I'm ugly, because...

[Captain O]

When I was born, and the doctor slapped my butt... the attending Nurse got a couple of shots in too!

 

[Old_Me]

When I was born, and the doctor slapped my butt... the attending Nurse got a couple of shots in too!

did ya pull out your Uzzi and settle the score...????

 

[Annihilator]

When I was born, and the doctor slapped my butt... the attending Nurse got a couple of shots in too!

I thought you were going to say the doctor looked at your face and then your butt and said twins……

 

[trader]

nah it's bc his mom had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

 

[Belt Fed]

He was so ugly his parents sit him in a corner and fed him with a slingshot

 

[Old_Me]

I thought you were going to say the doctor looked at your face and then your butt and said twins……

 

[Belt Fed]

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Which wife was she? i know you done outlived 15 or 20 of em.

 

[Captain O]

I was so ugly that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother... and SHE apologized!

My mother called me a treasure, and my father said we can bury him in the morning.

 

[Captain O]

I thought you were going to say the doctor looked at your face and then your butt and said twins……

WERE YOU THERE?

 

[Old_Me]

Which wife was she? i know you done outlived 15 or 20 of em.

#2

 

[Old_Me]

WERE YOU THERE?

we were ALL there.......we had to bear witness for the prosecution.

 

[KillerFord1977]

 

[Belt Fed]

WERE YOU THERE?

You so ugly now every time i scroll across one of yer post my computer shuts down.

 

[Captain O]

You so ugly now every time i scroll across one of yer post my computer shuts down.

D'oh!

 

[Belt Fed]

D'oh!

well it might also be that i'm so ugly it shuts down so i'll stop looking at it.

 

[Musashi]

So ugly your birth certificate is a letter of apology.

 

[Captain O]

They put my Birth Certificate on the bulletin board in the Post Office.

 

[Captain O]

WERE YOU THERE? (Nobody has been able to prove it.)

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

so ugly they couldn't tell which way was up or down

 

[Belt Fed]

If my dog had a face like yours, i'd shave his butt and make him walk backward.