Lifes so serious how about some funny

[negolien]

Drop a ty after your done spitting stuff out your nose.

 

[mikep]

I had a dog who used to do that to my other dog.

 

[SL66]

Uuum, well, ya know....... ?

 

[Annihilator]

 

[negolien]

this video right here is why I'm a cat person. Doggo's are so retarded LOL

 

[Jester560]

Wow and thanks! I spit Sundrop all over my phone!

 

[bc22wm]

this video right here is why I'm a cat person. Doggo's are so retarded LOL

Not mine but I'll try to do it justice.
A man is driving home from work and sees one of those dolled up women sweet talking her little perfectly groomed ankle biter with rhinestone collar and painted nails, like the mut knows what she is saying. He gets home and tells the cat what he saw, and they both laugh like crazy.