Little joking

[Jsimon78]

Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.
When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

 

[Lo-Profile]

That's happened to me at Cabela's .... I'm no longer allowed in there unsupervised

 

[SimonRL]

You know when you’re in line and the old guy in front of you is trying to figure out which way to place his credit card like he’s never used one before…

 

[Old_Me]

You know when you’re in line and the old guy in front of you is trying to figure out which way to place his credit card like he’s never used one before…

to be honest, each store i go to, has a different way to place the credit card..either for the chip reading or the magnetic strip.

so i always ask.....


but in all my life, when a gal asked me to stip, facing her...???




well....no gal ever said that to me


in fact, my first time getting nekked in front of my wife....???



she was at her house, and i was at mine.

 

[Jsimon78]

You know when you’re in line and the old guy in front of you is trying to figure out which way to place his credit card like he’s never used one before…

Every place is different. There’s even tap to pay. So that can be taken so wrong too.

 

[powerboatr]

that is hilarious .. i can only imagine the customers running in fear and tripping form laughing