Local weather folks are idiots!

[Tinyman]

And the locals usually repeat the same stories as their national parent stations. In the evenings our format goes local-national-local at thirty minutes each. This amounts to 70 minutes of national drivel minus the 20 minutes of local pet stories, sports, and weather.

Don't forget the quantity of weight-loss drug commercials.

 

[trader]

The only profession where you can be wrong 90% of the time and keep your job.

Well, there IS another profession where you can be wrong close to 100% of the time and keep your job. It is called an Economist. Their forecasts are accurate 0% of the time. Worked with a few over the years. One of them was called out during a board meeting - "how come you're wrong all the time and we still pay you?" His roaring with laughter while the BOD looked on bemused, some chuckling, taught me quite a bit.

 

[Shibadog]

Well, there IS another profession where you can be wrong close to 100% of the time and keep your job. It is called an Economist. Their forecasts are accurate 0% of the time. Worked with a few over the years. One of them was called out during a board meeting - "how come you're wrong all the time and we still pay you?" His roaring with laughter while the BOD looked on bemused, some chuckling, taught me quite a bit.

I thought for sure you were gonna say professional politicians

 

[Old_Me]

Don't forget the quantity of weight-loss drug commercials.

or erectile dysfunction ones or testosterone ones........or bladder control ones, or skin wrinkle ones