Monday rant and GOOD morning all

[TEXASforLIFE]

And for all you Texans in the outside lane going slower than me Move the Heck Over I’ve Got a Lane Reserved at the Range!

You can shoot yourself in the foot anywhere . Just ask my uncle.....well down the side of his leg, thru the floor and I to the transmission.

 

[Wirenut]

We have some really nice campgrounds in Illinois, I wish the truckers would use them instead of the left lane.....

 

[TEXASforLIFE]

We have some really nice campgrounds in Illinois, I wish the truckers would use them instead of the left lane.....

Just wait until you get on 5 mile hill (could be 3 mile) in CA on i40. 5 lanes wide going up and all filled with slow truckers on a bad day.

 

[SimonRL]

Simon,

I suggest you drive as fast as you can since Idaho will welcome your BIG ticket $$, and you might get lucky to get a free stay in the local accommodations, as well as a snazzy hot pink jumpsuit to wear.

So once you get to the Idaho state line just floor it and ignore the pretty flashing lights.

I once charmed my way out of three tickets in three states in three days. I also once got pulled over for 90 in a 55 zone so the gentleman in the police car could have a look at the Porsche. True, I don’t have your level of charm, but I do all right.

And I look smoking hot in pink.

 

[SimonRL]

You can shoot yourself in the foot anywhere . Just ask my uncle.....well down the side of his leg, thru the floor and I to the transmission.

If I had a dollar for every time I shot myself in the foot I could afford another Staccato!

 

[Talyn]

"Porsche?"

I figured you'd be an Aston-Martin or Bentley guy?

 

[SimonRL]

Basically, it seems that unless you're really a self-important idiot, you are fine.

I’m right here for God’s sake. I can hear you!

 

[belladonna]

I’m right here for God’s sake. I can hear you!

Wow! I bet you can hear a mouse fart in Austrailia..

 

[Annihilator]

I once charmed my way out of three tickets in three states in three days. I also once got pulled over for 90 in a 55 zone so the gentleman in the police car could have a look at the Porsche. True, I don’t have your level of charm, but I do all right.

And I look smoking hot in pink.

 

[SimonRL]

"Porsche?"

I figured you'd be an Aston-Martin or Bentley guy?

I wouldnt turn one down, but I’ve always been a Porschephile.

 

[Talyn]

I wouldnt turn one down, but I’ve always been a Porschephile.

You'd probably look good in a DBX707 or a Flying Spur.

Porsche's are dime a dozen, but there's only one Aston-Martin "Green"!