NEW DAD JOKES Special Rules Breaking Thread! GUESS WHOS PREGNANT!

[Annihilator]

 

[10mmLife]

Theme song for @KLGunner as he's feeling those new dad vibes...

 

[Keystone19250]

I’m quick witted for a Texan

You sure are, I always thought of Texan’s as dry and dusty as the land they inhabit.

Just kidding killer.

 

[Keystone19250]

Yea she gave it away didn’t she

I’d say you got the best Saint going, congratulations to your whole family.

 

[Keystone19250]

You know what’s funny tho. @OkiePewPew was trying to get y’all to hassle me a bit about being a new dad with some new dad jokes. But that plan backfired.

Be careful what you didn’t ask for.

 

[KLGunner]

So it appears that SL and I are gonna have a girl.

 

[BET7]

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So it appears that SL and I are gonna have a girl.

Congrats you two . Wish you both a healthy baby girl, and safe delivery

 

[KLGunner]

Congrats you two . Wish you both a healthy baby girl, and safe delivery

Thanks

 

[Annihilator]

Congrats to both of you!!

 

[KLGunner]

Congrats to both of you!!

Thanks.

 

[BobM]

Congratulations to you all, hope all turns out well!

Bet the baby's 1st words are....

 

[javbike]

Congratulations to you all, hope all turns out well!

Bet the baby's 1st words are....

Now bobM that’s funny ha ha ha

 

[Classified]

Congratulations, we are all looking forward to see the some these:

 

[KillerFord1977]

Congratulations, we are all looking forward to see the some these:

I’m thinking KL has something like this in mind ….

 

[KLGunner]

I’m thinking KL has something like this in mind ….

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Yes sir, Our daughter will be this badass!!!!!

 

[Classified]

Yes sir, Our daughter will be this badass!!!!!

Your going to have to forget about Dr. Spock and check into Dr. Autumn's regimen.

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Youth shooter reviews and shoots guns, shooting competition, and trick shots.

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[Keystone19250]

I’m thinking KL has something like this in mind ….

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Totally bada$$