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Hi,

Speaking of flowers...

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Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff
 
Recusant said:
Wives love getting flowers. A lovely bouquet every now and then makes your lady feel special. I asked my wife once why she never bought me any flowers and she replied, “You never die”. Some stones are better left unturned.
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pro tip:
almost all grocery stores have a clearance section over by the floral dept where the flowers that are soon to expire are marked down to dirt cheap. like $5 or under. they are in great shape but prob only have 4 -7 days of life in them left.
I buy my wife flowers every couple weeks from this area. Saturdays foray found 2 dozen roses on clearance for $3.50.
They are still doing well in the vase today.
Wife knows i get them at clearance and is happy for that. she loves the fresh flowers and tells me to not buy any around Valentines or mothers day as they are marked way to high.

little things, gents. little things.
Allows gun bags to get into the house a little easier. still hard to do, but a little easier ;) :)
 
KillerFord1977 said:
pro tip:
almost all grocery stores have a clearance section over by the floral dept where the flowers that are soon to expire are marked down to dirt cheap. like $5 or under. they are in great shape but prob only have 4 -7 days of life in them left.
I buy my wife flowers every couple weeks from this area. Saturdays foray found 2 dozen roses on clearance for $3.50.
They are still doing well in the vase today.
Wife knows i get them at clearance and is happy for that. she loves the fresh flowers and tells me to not buy any around Valentines or mothers day as they are marked way to high.

little things, gents. little things.
Allows gun bags to get into the house a little easier. still hard to do, but a little easier ;) :)
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When we were much younger and poorer my fiscally conservative wife said don't spend money on flowers or gifts. So I didn't. Man did I screw up. "I'm sorry. I love you. I'll never do it again".
 
Hi,

OldGrunt said:
Things have changed for me. I used to be the Sugar Daddy, and let my wife know it. But now that I am retired, my wife is the bread winner and now a Sugar Momma. She doesn't let me forget, and as her boy toy, I can easily be replaced according to her. Looks like I'll be shopping for the clearance flowers now!
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Trophy husband? ;)


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff
 
OldGrunt said:
Things have changed for me. I used to be the Sugar Daddy, and let my wife know it. But now that I am retired, my wife is the bread winner and now a Sugar Momma. She doesn't let me forget, and as her boy toy, I can easily be replaced according to her. Looks like I'll be shopping for the clearance flowers now!
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you can always get really good, FREE flowers at the cemetery.....

if caught, the worse you'll get charged with is grave robbing......

meh, a minor inconvenience.
 
powerboatr said:
my wife prefers the floral arrangement, vice the roses
she can keep them looking nice for a week or so
yup i surprise here with NOT marked down flowers alot ..... thats the regular price 🥳
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"Moonies" sell nice flowers here at the highway overpass about 1/8th of a mile from my house

anyone recall the "Moonies"...???


"Moonies" is an informal and often derogatory nickname for members of the Unification Church (officially the Family Federation for World Peace and Unification). Founded in South Korea in 1954 by Sun Myung Moon, the religious movement gained global attention for its unique theology and high-profile mass weddings
 
powerboatr said:
my wife prefers the floral arrangement, vice the roses
she can keep them looking nice for a week or so
yup i surprise here with NOT marked down flowers alot ..... thats the regular price 🥳
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I learned to look for the quality markdowns when the florist pointed them out to me when I was about to spend $30 for a dozen. She said she just put the other dozens in the rack per store policy amd they were a couple bucks.. never looked back… smarter, not harder 🤠
The $$$ saved gets used by her at Amazon 🥴🥴
 
Recusant said:
Wives love getting flowers. A lovely bouquet every now and then makes your lady feel special. I asked my wife once why she never bought me any flowers and she replied, “You never die”. Some stones are better left unturned.
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Theres a customer that comes in the store Hes pushing 80 and to hear him talk things arent going well at home. He keeps saying hes gonna stop at the cemetery to get flowers for his wife. He says hes not stealing them, because one day she'll be dead and he can return the favor for somebody else....
 
KillerFord1977 said:
When I got married and was about to buy our first house together, my dad told me over a beer while grilling some important info.
He said: “ life lesson here for newlyweds. Let her pick whatever colors and style for the bedroom. Who cares if floral, or whatever feminine color she wants. Go with it.
As long as she lets you sleep under them, with her, who cares the color. When your buds come over men dont say, Hey, check out my bedroom. No, they go show off the garage, man cave and grill. Dont argue with her over the bedroom. You wont win and the win isnt worth it. “

Well, wife and I go shopping to upgrade from college mix match furniture. Main bedroom shopping and she picking out “girly stuff”.. i object then remember dads talk.
I relent politely and assist in some color choices she asks between.

Parents come over to see the new home and dad smiles when he sees the bedroom. Looks at me and says: “ you listened. Good man.
Show me the new grill….”🤠🤠🤠😉
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C’mon bro, she doesn’t want you choosing living room furniture because it’s such a b*tch finding curtains that go with a Green Egg grill, folding camp chairs and a Yeti cooler. Just because you can get everything you need at 5.11 and Scheels doesn’t mean you should!

😜🤔🤪😳🙄😇😎
 
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