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RE: all complaints go to Hellen wait

Can we complain about anything? like how adult diapers don't hold enough before leaking.
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Sounds so familiar, my favorite kind of people, don't get me started!

Let’s face it, your IT people are busy. Their plates are full with facebook, texting, vaping, tinder, lunch, naps, and happy hour. So they told you to go to Hellen Wait.

Hellen Wait is a graduate of the Sam Houston Institute of Technology (****) with degrees from 98.6 to almost 104 if she has a severe cold or flu. Having no experience in Information Technology she feels ultimately qualified to answer all your support questions with fiercely adamant certainty regardless of her ignorance and how it effects you or your business.

Here at Hellen Wait our staff lives by our simple motto – “Always certain, occasionally correct.”
 
Hellen Wait is a graduate of the Sam Houston Institute of Technology (****) with degrees from 98.6 to almost 104 if she has a severe cold or flu. Having no experience in Information Technology she feels ultimately qualified to answer all your support questions with fiercely adamant certainty regardless of her ignorance and how it effects you or your business.
Here at Hellen Wait our staff lives by our simple motto – “Always certain, occasionally correct.”
Most of our IT issues were ID 10T operator errors that were easily rectified. Our instructions to the customer went something like this:
IT: Now press the on and off button
Client: The screen went blank
IT: Now walk away
It didn't do much for productivity but our IT Staff could close 100s of trouble tickets a day...
 
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