Really officer—it’s not full of drugs…

[HansGruber]

Oregon police find bag full of drugs marked ‘definitely not a bag full of drugs’

Driver and passenger arrested after search of car in Portland turns up fentanyl, methamphetamine, cash and loaded gun

www.theguardian.com

Sweet, delicious irony.

 

[trader]

definitely not a pair with a brain cell among them either

 

[NMEDGE]

Thats why dopers should be given one chance to clean up and if they mess up again lock them up and throw away the key.

 

[Sld1959]

A statement like this is usually followed by

I have no reason to lie.

And the ever popular

I swear on my... (put relatives name here) life and or grave. Mother is often a good one followed by children. Which should make one's relatives rather nervous concerning thier life expectancy.

 

[Keystone19250]

Oregon police find bag full of drugs marked ‘definitely not a bag full of drugs’

Driver and passenger arrested after search of car in Portland turns up fentanyl, methamphetamine, cash and loaded gun

www.theguardian.com

Sweet, delicious irony.

Definitely NOT rocket scientists.

 

[Recusant]

Probably already back out on the street and back in business.

 

[Sld1959]

Of course they will now use the famous Chewbaca defense.

 

[mikep]

Stories like this make me feel real smart.

 

[trader]

on the Chewbacce defense - so wiki says the ewoks on endor are 1 meter tall or 3 feet, the lawyer said they were 2 feet tall. does not make sense - Jury you must acquit!

 

[Shibadog]

Probably already back out on the street and back in business.

Yup, ya might offend ‘em if you required bail